While in the process of putting the finishing touches on a BRAND NEW ARTICLE soon to be posted, Admin Mike just noticed that right at this very moment we reached viewer number 1,000,000 at 7:10 pm Pacific Time, August 7, 2016. So he thought it would be a good idea to drop everything and post this message of Thanks to You All. So I (Admin Dean) had to hurry up and call American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Thomas Retzlaff to see if it was okay with him if Admin Mike and I did this.
So Retzlaff, always being one to pass the buck whenever possible, said “Hold on and let me check with my employer, first.” Retzlaff then called American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Houston attorney Jeffrey Dorrell. Dorrell, always one to be afraid of making a difficult decision, said “Hold on and let me check with my co-conspirators first and I will get back to you, son.”
So Dorrell called up American Heroes & Honorary Admins of the BV Files Beaumont attorneys Mark Sparks and Joe Fisher, Jr. Unbeknownst to Dorrell, both Fisher and Sparks were right in the middle of conducting a caper – they were in the process of breaking into the home of Nederland, TX based private investigator Philip R. Klein so as to put each and everyone of his photographs upside down – for the second straight time this year!!
So Dorrell then decided to call the man who gets paid to make hard decisions by the seat of his pants – American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Texas State Judge Layne Walker. Walker, of course, said, “Yes, I approve of this. Tell Retzlaff to make sure that the Aryan Brotherhood delivers the message to each and everyone of my enemies that I won’t be trifled with!!”
Without you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters we would not be here. We thank you so very much for taking time out of your day to come here, post some death threats, and make libelous comments about anyone and everyone under the sun!
So what do we here at the BV Files have coming up for you soon? Lies, nothing but complete and utter lies.
- JOHN MORGAN HAS SYPHILIS, AND WE HAVE THE COURT PAPERS TO PROVE IT!!
2. PHILIP KLEIN IS A CRIMINAL WHO IS JUST SCAMMING THE FAMILIES OF MISSING CHILDREN SO HE CAN USE THEIR MONIES TO PAY FOR HIS DEFENSE IN THE SAN ANTONIO LAWSUIT, AND WE HAVE THE COURT PAPERS TO PROVE IT!! (AND HE HAS SYPHILIS, TOO)
3. JAMES MCGIBNEY IS STILL A PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE WHO DOES NOT PAY HIS BILLS, BUT WHOSE INTERNET MOJO HAS LONG AGO RAN DRY – AND RETZLAFF STILL HAS HIS GODADDY WEBSITES!! PLUS HE HAS SYPHILIS!!! (or not, that could be a lie)
We will have some exciting developments on all of the LOLsuits, too. Plenty of thrills, chills, and spills to keep you all on the edge of your seats for the next few days until something even more exciting comes along.
We average around 3,800 unique visitors each and every day. Some days even less. One day, the day we reported on the California court of appeals decision, we had nearly 19,000 unique viewers! But since so many of them kept coming back over and over and over, it was like 75,000 times the site was accessed that day. wow – amazing, seriously.
BIG SHOUT OUT TO OUR FRIENDS!!
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Anyways, a new article will be up soon. Probably later tonight. Or maybe tomorrow. But certainly by October 6th.
#TangoDown @BullyVille and @CheaterVille
Now these photographs are brought to you by the folks at Bullyville.com. They might be real or they might be real FAKE. In any event, McGibney tried to use them in Twitter Court. However, they were ruled to be completely irrelevant. If Some Random Person We’ve Never Heard Of Before owns guns (or not), so what? Its not against the law, so #GFY McGibney Gang.
So get ready for even more horrifyingly harrowing articles that will keep you glued to the edge of your seat!!