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According to sources close to the investigation (which consist entirely of the voices in our heads), your American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Thomas Retzlaff has been very busy the past month fighting the good fight against the forces of evil and darkness.

Based upon complaints, evidence, and testimony provided by Retzlaff to the State Bar authorities in Colorado, Georgia, Texas, and the District of Columbia, “Just Cause” has been found by each of these organizations to proceed forward with disciplinary tribunals with the object being the disbarment of Van Dyke and the permanent revocation of his ability to practice law.


The complaints that Retzlaff testified about involve:

  • Threats of violence and murder made by Van Dyke to Retzlaff, his daughter, and family on account of Retzlaff being a witness for the State.
  • Van Dyke’s failure to appear at a December 21, 2018, bond revocation hearing and him being a fugitive from justice for nearly three weeks.
  • Dishonesty in statements Van Dyke has made to investigators for the State Bar in response to several grievances filed against him.
  • Van Dyke’s plea of “no contest” to filing a false police report in Texas, as under state bar rules, a plea of no contest is considered a “conviction” and a crime of moral turpitude which is grounds for disbarment.
  • Van Dyke tampering with a witness in his criminal case (Isaac Marquardt) by preventing Marquardt from being able to testify.
  • Van Dyke’s arrest for the felonies of Obstruction of Justice & Retaliation Against a Witness in January 2019, and his upcoming indictments (both federal & state).


The Administrative Committees in the separate jurisdictions deciding whether or not “just cause” exists to proceed with formal disciplinary charges found Retzlaff to be a credible witness – which totally sucks for Van Dyke and his supporters James McGibney (who we don’t like), Philip Klein, Evan Stone, and John Morgan.





In the mean time, Van Dyke has been suspended from practicing law.










With the exception of San Jose revenge porno perv and sexual blackmail artist James McGibney (who we don’t like), nothing and no one is more evil than the violent Nazi that is Texas attorney / Proud Boys leader Jason Lee Van Dyke – 100% VERIFIED!





Van Dyke love boat cruise


FUN FACT: According to court documents, Texas attorney / leader of the Proud Boys white supremacist group, Jason Lee Van Dyke, has the look of a pedophile.  The fact that he now appears to be sending unsolicited “dick pics” to minor children is proof that our system of criminal justice is failing.  Van Dyke is already on probation, supposedly being “supervised” by the Denton County Community Supervision & Corrections Department.  Why isn’t he in jail already???






It is exactly two years ago that Heather Heyer was MURDERED at a protest rally run by members of the Proud Boys white supremacist gang that was organized and acting under the directions of GAVIN MCINNES and JASON LEE VAN DYKE.

On August 12, 2017, a car was deliberately driven into a crowd of people who had been peacefully protesting the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, killing one and injuring 28.

The driver of the car, 20-year-old James Alex Fields Jr., had driven from Ohio to attend the rally.  Fields previously espoused neo-Nazi and white supremacist beliefs.  He was convicted in a state court of hit and run, the first-degree murder of 32-year-old Heather Heyer, and eight counts of malicious wounding, and sentenced to life in prison with an additional 419 years by July 2019.  He also pled guilty to 29 of 30 federal hate crime charges to avoid the death penalty, which also resulted in another life sentence conviction ordered in June 2019.




Jason Kessler was one of the organizers of the Unite the Right rally.  Kessler is a member of the Proud Boys white supremacist group and he was acting under the instructions of Gavin McInnes and/or Jason Lee Van Dyke at the time.



Proud Boys Founder Gavin McInnes – Proud Boys leader Jason Van Dyke



Kessler was one of the organizers of the Unite the Right rally on August 12, 2017.  The rally was a protest of the removal of the statue of Robert E. Lee, a cause Kessler had taken up a year earlier when he began his crusade against Bellamy.  Kessler was also involved in a smaller protest of the removal of the statue on May 14, 2017, which ended in a torch-lit march.  At this event, he was arrested for failure to obey an officer’s commands.  On July 11, Kessler appeared at town hall to promote his rally, but also distance himself from another rally that was held by the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

On July 25, Kessler and most speakers scheduled to attend the rally were described by the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) as alt-right leaders.  The ADL’s director said that Kessler was listed because of both his statements and his activities.  Kessler responded by calling the ADL hypocritical for “attacking uppity whites when they support the ethno-state of Israel” and saying he was “happy to be considered the enemy of the ADL”.


On August 7, the city manager attempted to change the location of the rally, away from Emancipation Park towards McIntire Park.  The city manager confirmed that Kessler had a First Amendment right to protest but stressed the city’s need to protect public safety.  On August 10, the Rutherford Institute and the Virginia state branch of the ACLU supported Kessler in an injunction lawsuit, later known as Kessler v City of Charlottesville, in the United States District Court.  They pointed out that “Two other groups that oppose Kessler’s message, which have called on thousands of protesters to attend, have been granted permits by the city for downtown parks close to Emancipation Park on August 12.” 



Arguments were heard in Judge Glen Conrad’s courtroom on the afternoon of August 11.  The court enjoined the city from revoking Kessler’s permit to conduct a demonstration at Emancipation Park on August 12, and the rally went ahead.

The rally on August 12 turned violent and resulted in the death of Heather Heyer, when one of the rally attendees drove at high speed into a crowd of counter-protestors several blocks from the rally.



On May 17, 2019, Bill Burke of Ohio filed a $3 million lawsuit against the Proud Boys, Kessler, and multiple other people and groups associated with the Unite the Right rally. Burke was seriously injured in the attack. Specifically, the 64-page initial complaint alleges that the named parties “conspired to plan, promote and carry out the violent events in Charlottesville”.  According to Burke, his physical and mental injuries have led to “severe psychological and emotional suffering”.  CHECK IT OUT!!




Burke v James Alex Fields et al - Case # 2 19-cv-02006 - P's orig petition









Yes, you read that correctly.  Jason Lee Van Dyke and the Proud Boys have been served.  An Answer is due September 16, 2019.



As many of you, our teeming MILLIONS of long-time readers, listeners, and supporters will recall, Van Dyke has made repeated claims, both publicly and privately, that he is INNOCENT of the charges of filing a false police report and witness tampering.  In fact, he claims that he is the victim of a terrible conspiracy run by Retzlaff in conjunction with the Oak Point, Texas, Police Department, the Denton County District Attorney’s Office, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the State Bar of Texas, and the local and national media who has been reporting on all of this!

Specifically, Van Dyke claims that it is not he (Van Dyke) who is guilty of tampering with a witness, but Retzlaff instead and that it is really Van Dyke who is the hero for trying to protect Marquardt from threats and harassment.  CHECK IT OUT!!


With respect to the time in question, Mr. Marquardt was permitted in my home only for the purpose of taking care of my dogs during the approximately one week that I was in jail. I told my father that I did not want him answering the door to my home while he was there, and that I wanted him to make himself scarce around my home, because I knew of Retzlaff’s tendencies towards the types of behaviors referenced above. Since Retzlaff has posted my home address and maps to my home on his blog (while encouraging his supporters/co-conspirators to harass me), I had every right to take reasonable steps to prevent Retzlaff from threatening Mr. Marquardt and from suborning perjury from Mr. Marquardt. In any case, since Mr. Marquardt’s access to my property was a privilege rather than a right, there was nothing unlawful in my efforts to limit Mr. Marquardt’s activities while on my property and placing limitations on when he was permitted to remain present on my property.


Van Dyke further states in writing that:


Mr. Marquardt’s affidavit demonstrates that my suspicions were well made. Mr. Marquardt not only invoked his 5th Amendment privilege against self-incrimination with respect to his activities in my case, but also invoked his 5th Amendment privilege with respect to whether he had been coerced or influenced by Retzlaff to do anything or to make any particular statement. In addition to the 5th Amendment privilege, the Marquardt affidavit also states that his reasons for evading service of process were out of fear of retaliation from Mr. Retzlaff if he had testified truthfully. While we are not typically permitted to “read into” statements made by affiants invoking their 5th Amendment privilege, it stands to reason that Retzlaff did, in fact, illegally influence the actions of Mr. Marquardt despite my own reasonable efforts to prevent witness tampering of that nature.

I did not commit the offense of false report to a police officer.  This has recently been confirmed by a plea and judicial confession to the offense that I was accused of falsely reporting to the police (in addition to my polygraph results, which are already in the possession of your office).  Mr. Marquardt could have easily cleared me of this offense, but clearly chose not to because he was, at least in part, fearful of how Retzlaff would react to exonerating testimony by him in favor of a person who Retzlaff had targeted for harassment.  I had no motive to prevent him from testifying; Retzlaff did.  Now, Retzlaff is using the attorney discipline process as a ham-handed means of placing blame for his criminality on me.  It doesn’t even pass the “smell test” and should be dismissed immediately.



Unfortunately for Van Dyke:

Statement from the judge at Van Dyke’s sentencing hearing


In any event, for the past 11 months Some Random Person We’ve Never Heard Of Before has been sitting on police body camera videos depicting the entire investigation from start to finish.  Because the Van Dyke cases are now being moved forward to disbarment trials in each of the states based upon findings of “Just Cause” to believe that Van Dyke violated various bar rules and laws, this Random Person has now graciously released these police videos out into the public so that you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters can now enjoy in the lulz and come to your own conclusions about this matter of great public concern.


Our Proud Boy ends up in cuffs, literally crying his eyes out – 100% VERIFIED!!




Courtesy of A Vexatious Litigant:


On September 13, 2018, Jason Lee Van Dyke (the leader of the Proud Boys – a white supremacist gang) was arrested by the Oak Point, Texas, police department for making a false report to police regarding his role in a burglary of a vehicle and the theft of firearms.

In addition to being a leader of a violent white supremacist group that was founded by Canadian Gavin McInnes, Van Dyke is also an attorney licensed in Colorado, Georgia, Texas, and the District of Columbia who is facing disbarment due to his criminal conviction for filing a false police report and recent arrest by an FBI / local police domestic terrorism task force for the felonies of Obstruction of Justice & Retaliation Against a Witness after making threats of violence and murder against a witness.

The audio is muted by the police for the first 1 1/2 minutes as the patrol car speeds to Van Dyke’s house in response to his 911 call of a vehicle burglary in progress. Van Dyke is out in front of his house with a shotgun and claims that moments ago he saw people out his window breaking into his truck and stealing his guns.

The first 12 minutes is Van Dyke telling his story you can skip ahead to the 52:00 minute mark of a close up of the 39 year old Van Dyke inside his house as he retells his story and gives further, specific details of a rather disgusting “relationship” he is having with an 18 year old boy (Isaac Marquardt) whom he is living with and who he just met a month prior. Oh, and he claims to have “worked a lot in the Trump campaign.”

If the details start to bore you, you can skip ahead to the 1:06:25 mark for when the police officer calls up Isaac to get his story, and everything then falls apart for Van Dyke…. The video ends as the police officer talks on the phone to his Chief and cuts the mic off.  So be sure to check out Part Two of the arrest!




This is Part Two of the police body cam footage of the arrest of Proud Boys leader / attorney Jason Lee Van Dyke.

We left off on Part One with the police officer having just finished talking to Van Dyke’s “room mate” / domestic partner, an 18 year old boy named Isaac Marquardt. Unfortunately for Marquardt, he told the police an entirely different story then what Van Dyke said – Marquardt said that one of Van Dyke’s Glock 9mm handguns had turned up missing much earlier in the day, that he and Van Dyke had looked around for it and some other stuff and that they later went out to dinner with another teenaged boy friend.

So as we close Part One, the police officers discuss their suspicions and intent to arrest Van Dyke. Part Two starts up with the police officer going over Van Dyke’s very lengthy written statement in which Van Dyke spins a very elaborate and dramatic – but utterly false – story about what happened. Thus, allowing Van Dyke to bury himself with his own words! Take notice at the 2:00 mark of the description Van Dyke gives for the “perpetrator.”

While Van Dyke is talking, take notice of the second officer and his efforts at biting his lip to keep from laughing out loud at Van Dyke’s performance! The money shot comes at the 18:22 minute mark and it is absolutely PRICELESS!! You literally see his jaw drop and an “oh, shit!” expression on his face. Then the cuffs go on and the tears start flowing.


PRO TIP: When you say to the police officer who has just read you your Miranda Warning rights, “Once the handcuffs go on, I stop talking”, you really then need to literally STOP TALKING.


Here Van Dyke (an attorney licensed in four jurisdiction with over 11 years of criminal defense experience) just does not stop talking. Digging himself deeper and deeper into a hole. As a result of his arrest and eventual conviction for making this totally false police report, complaints were filed with the various state bar authorities and now Van Dyke has been suspended and is facing a disbarment trial. In his defense to the state bar disciplinary petitions, Van Dyke is now claiming that he did not lie to the police and that he was “set up” by some mysterious individual whom Van Dyke claims is in a grand conspiracy with the local police, FBI, and prosecutors.









Sucks to be him, totally. 





As many of you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters will recall, this here libel blog is hosted on a computer server located overseas in lovely and wonderful Dubai in the United Arab Emirates.  We do this specifically to keep our blog out of the hands of anyone who might want to sue us or try to use subpoenas or court orders to get a hold of our – and your – dox.


But unfortunately for us, our blog is also located on a server that hosts such things as pirate movies, warez, bitcoins, and ISIS-type stuff.  Occasionally our “neighbors” with ISIS get a little rowdy and they have been known to kidnap Admin Mike, holding him hostage while they anally sodomize him over and over and over again.  (Why he keeps going back, we do not know.)  But in order to help keep the peace, we have agreed to sometimes post articles on their behalf.  Which we bring you now….



ISIS militant not promoted after failing to complete suicide awareness training

SYRIA — One of ISIS’s top performers was passed up for a promotion yesterday for failing to complete computer-based training on suicide awareness.  The decision was internally leaked and is being widely criticized as a weak organizational push to get fighters to kill themselves.

“I was in a CIA black site for the last three months,” said Abdel Fattah. “They said I should have completed it before I was captured, but I’m sorry I was busy doing my actual job.”

Fattah, an Aleppo native and active-duty militant since 2014, was outraged by the decision not to promote him.  In addition to being a top performer, Fattah completed PME in-residence and earned a masters degree from Damascus Online University while held by the Americans, all of which should have made him a shoo-in for advancement.

Suicide awareness training is one of several annual requirements for all ISIS fighters.  Other requirements include Human Trafficking, Active Shooter, and Caliphate Travel Card 101.  Until now, militants who failed to complete one of the requirements received a slap on the wrist.

“This is a blatant attempt by bureaucrats to assert themselves at a time when nothing is happening,” said Sayid Antar, a MITRE analyst specializing in ISIS affairs.  “Commanders are just looking to validate their position by getting volunteers for suicide missions.”

Defenders of the decision argue there is no ambiguity in the regulation and that the public response has been blown out of proportion.

“What part of mandatory do people not understand?” asks Hamid Safar, an ISIS public affairs officer. “If you don’t learn the signs of suicide reluctance, how are you going to make sure your buddy goes through with it? Suicide is a team effort.”

The Pentagon has also publicly criticized the move calling it “too harsh,” but understands the importance of computer based training.







Lastly, since many of you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters have recently been complaining that our blog posts are too long and informative, we will end things here.

BUT FIRST… who doesn’t like jokes?





Q:  What do you get if you cross Bill Clinton and Donald Trump?









Found in your cell, unresponsive






Oh, and another thing….


We here at the BV Files support the responsible use and ownership of guns.  As much as we love and cherish our – and your – Second Amendment rights, some people simply should not be allowed to have guns.






Marc Randazza – He’s got AIDS

Just issued by the Florida Supreme Court this afternoon!

As you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters will recall, Retzlaff was at the May 4, 2019, state bar trial in Florida.  However, due to the referee / judge getting sick from being bitten by her pet turkey or some shit, that hearing had to be continued to September 4.  That September 4 hearing is still going to happen.  It is just that Florida State Bar rules require that the final report be issued within 180 days of the order appointing the referee / judge; thus, a request for extension was filed on July 29.




Philip Klein


As many of you already know, Texas private investigator Philip Klein and several others are being sued for their role in an illegal bounty hunting scheme that resulted in the serious injury of an innocent young girl who was chased down a Texas highway at night, and run off the road at gun point, by Klein employee Stephen Hartman.  Hartman was arrested, tried, and convicted for this and a multi-million dollar lawsuit was filed.

See our article: 

Philip Klein Under Investigation By Texas Dept Of Public Safety For Engaging In Illegal Bounty Hunting!!!

A deposition notice was recently issued for records from the Texas Department of Public Safety – Regulatory Services Division, the entity which regulates private investigators and bounty hunters in Texas.

Klein recently filed an objection in an attempt to keep his documents private.  CHECK IT OUT!!



Klein's Objections to P's DWQ and Motion to Quash


Unfortunately for Klein, Some Random Person We’ve Never Heard Of Before has already obtained the complete Texas Dept of Public Safety case file regarding over FIVE YEARS worth of complaints and investigations against Philip Klein, his employees (i.e. family members and friends), and his company, Klein Investigations & Consulting.  The records are approximately 250 pages in length.

This, of course, is not good new for Philip Klein.  Nor is it good for his insurance company.


Stay tuned for further updates!!




Many of you are wondering about the ongoing criminal investigation involving Texas attorney / leader of the Proud Boys white supremacist gang, Jason Lee Van Dyke, who lives at 117 Hillcrest Lane, Decatur, Texas 76234.  Well, we have some new information to reveal to you in the form of a Tweet from Texas Governor Greg Abbot.  CHECK IT OUT!!



Due to Van Dyke’s (alleged) predilection for sending pics of his dick to under aged children, a law was just passed in Texas.  Specifically, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signed a bill into law making it a misdemeanor to send a naked photo that someone didn’t ask for.  The law goes into effect on Sept. 1, and anyone found guilty faces a fine of up to $500.


We here at the BV Files have already identified several Constitutional issues with this law that can help Van Dyke offer up some kind of a defense, should he be charged.  But mostly, we just think it’s funny that the police are going to have to look at tons of dick pics.


Because we here at the BV Files totally do not give two shits about laws or law enforcement whatsoever, we thought we would start off September 1st by sending each of you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters, not just one dick pic – but three dick pics!  And if Greg Abbot does not like it, he can suck long and suck it hard.  CHECK IT OUT!!






John Morgan is a drug addict, convicted child abuser and a perjurer.  Philip Klein is a criminal con artist who goes around the country scamming families of missing children.  He is under investigation regarding his role in a possible murder in the Dominican Republic.

Texas PI Philip Klein “Under Investigation” For Suspicion Of Murder In The Dominican Republic Regarding Death Of American Businessman!!!


Both thought that it would be a good idea to file a frivolous lawsuit against Texas oil man / billionaire William Kallop (who is a good friend / investment partner of the family of Some Random Person We’ve Never Heard Of).  In an amazing (not so amazing) coincidence, Bill Kallop is represented by your American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Houston attorney Jeffrey Dorrell.


Texas Judge Removed From Klein Lawsuit Due To Close Ties To Local Attorney / Alleged Child Sex Trafficker!!!


Long story short, Morgan and Dorrell had a court hearing on Tuesday, September 3, 2019, in which Morgan is demanding that he be allowed to go forward with his LOLsuit, despite orders from a federal court to the contrary.  Specifically, there was a status conference and hearing on Klein’s motion to sever his claims against Offshore Speciality Fabricators from his claims against the rest of the Kallop defendants (in order to “move the case forward”).  

Judge John Coselli was informed that the bankruptcy stay was still in effect.  According to sources close to the investigation (which consist solely of the voices in our head), Morgan’s incisive legal argument was that he had “never understood the stay” and it “did not make sense to [him].”  

He argued that if the stay were still in effect Mr. Dorrell would not have been able to prosecute the appeal that resulted in the reversal of former Judge Sanderson’s totally bogus and corrupt default judgment that was given to Klein.  

Mr. Dorrell provided Judge Coselli a copy of the bankruptcy court’s order modifying the stay for the express, limited purpose of allowing Mr. Kallop to prosecute the successful appeal.  (We guess Morgan forgot about that.)  It was pointed out the bankruptcy court’s order did not allow Klein to resume prosecuting the case against defendants in the trial court.    



Judge Coselli informed Morgan he would have to persuade U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Marvin Isgur to lift or modify the stay in order to “move Klein’s state court case forward.”  Judge Coselli then immediately signed an order denying Klein’s improper motion to sever.



Order denying mtn to sever - 9-3-2019


John Morgan has a date before a State Bar disciplinary hearing on September 26 in Jefferson County, Texas.  The result (of course) is a foregone conclusion.





In the mean time, stay Proud and stay Strong, my boys!


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