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Klein, drunk and passed out – as always

 

Texas based private investigator Philip Klein, owner of Klein Investigations & Consulting, is “under investigation” for suspicion of murder regarding the recent death of Texas oil man and billionaire William “Bill” Kallop. 

 

[UPDATE: March 29 – Comments have been fixed!]

 

Christina and Bill Kallop

According to sources close to the investigation (which consist solely of the voices in our heads), the Dominican Republic National Police have been contacted and an investigation is underway as we speak.

Philip Klein had exactly 562,227.30 reasons to want Bill Kallop dead, and we will tell you all about it!

 

National Police Director, General Ney Aldrín de Jesús Bautista

 

According to those same sources, the “highest levels” of the Dominican Republic government have been personally contacted and made aware of this matter.  Philip Klein will not get away with this – 100% VERIFIED!!

 


FUN FACT:  Danilo Medina Sánchez, President of the Dominican Republic was born on November 10, 1951 in Arroyo Cano a rural community in the southern Dominican province of San Juan.  He is the oldest of eight children fathered by Juan Pablo Medina and Amelia Sanchez (deceased), small landowners in that district.

El Presidente for Life Danilo Medina

Danilo Medina was elected Constitutional President of the Dominican Republic on May 20, 2012, receiving 2,323,463 votes, equivalent to 51.21% of the preference, assuming the first investiture of the nation on August 16, 2012, with the presence of more than 14 Presidents and chiefs of government as well as representatives from more than 70 countries watching to make sure that no one else was able to steal the election!

President Medina believes in a government that serves the people, offers equal opportunities for development and speaks truthfully, giving example of transparency and good governance, focused on values, ethics and honesty – which means BAD NEWS for Philip Klein!!!


 

 

So for those of you who do not know, our American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files, Bill Kallop, suffered a serious head injury (of “mysterious and possibly homicidal origins”), which caused a cerebral hemorrhage on March 21, 2019, at one of his homes.

He died on March 24, 2019.

 

According to sources close to the investigation (which consist solely of the voices in our heads), Klein happened to be spotted on security cameras in the Dominican Republic in “VERY close proximity” to Bill at almost the precise moment that Bill suffered his fatal injury!!

 

WOW – shocking, isn’t it?  No, not really.  Not once you know about Klein.

 

 

 


COMMENT FROM PHILIP KLEIN – MARCH 31, 2019:

 

 

 

Klein does not deny being in the Dominican Republic – he just denies being on the man’s property when he was killed.

 

 

But everybody remembers what Klein did to his own attorney just over 3 1/2 years ago, right?

 

For Klein attorney Rick Espey and his wife Nancy – the Aryan Brotherhood is trying to murder them

 

 

Page 169 of Klein’s March 29, 2016, deposition

 

 

 

Klein send two of his people to go to San Antonio and threaten Rick Espey and his family with FAKE Aryan Brotherhood threats in order to get Espey to quit the case so that Klein could use his buddy John Morgan instead as Morgan was running short on case and had no clients.  So getting a steady paycheck from Klein’s insurance company seemed like the thing to do.  So Klein and Morgan dreamed up this scheme to force Rick Espey into quitting the case.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Will Phil Klein be able to get away with whatever it was that he did while in the Dominican Republic?  STAY TUNED!!

 

 

This is a BREAKING NEWS story, so keep checking back for frequent updates as the day progresses.


 

 

 

Hey, BV Files, why would Philip Klein want to MURDER Bill Kallop? you ask.  Well, sit down a moment while we explain to you some of the back-story behind Texas oil man and billionaire Bill Kallop (a long time family friend of the father of your American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Thomas Retzlaff, or so it is alleged.).

 

 

 

Beaumont attorney John Morgan and his longtime client and crony, Nederland gumshoe Philip Klein continue an unbroken string of appellate losses that began with the Texas Supreme Court’s 2011 mandamus opinion in In re Does., 337 S.W.3d 862 (Tex. 2011) (orig. proceeding).

 

 

If it’s on Twitter, it must be true, right?

 

 

(FYI:  Retzlaff is not a blogger and he has absolutely nothing to do with this blog or that blog or any other blog – 100% VERIFIED.)

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YOUR AMERICAN HERO & HONORARY ADMIN OF THE BV FILES

Jeffrey Dorrell – Hanszen Laporte Law Firm

 

 

 

On December 13, 2018, Beaumont’s Ninth Court of Appeals released its unanimous opinion reversing last year’s $562,227.30 “default judgment” against Texas billionaire Bill Kallop and his ten oil companies after the “death threats litigation” team of your American Heroes & Honorary Admins of the BV Files Houston attorney Jeffrey Dorrell and Thomas Retzlaff exposed several irregularities in proceedings involving Jefferson County District Judge Justin Sanderson.  [Sanderson later was removed from the case amid allegations of judicial corruption involving a local attorney with alleged ties to child sex trafficking!]

 

 

So what did the Beaumont Court of Appeals have to say?  Well, just hang on a moment and we will tell you!!


 

BUT FIRST….

 

Wayne Allison Reaud, date of birth Sept 29, 1947

Wayne Reaud is a small town attorney from Beaumont, Texas, who has been up to his oh so very fat neck in political and judicial corruption for YEARS.  Now questions are being asked about his alleged involvement in pedophilia and child sex trafficking.

 

SO IS WAYNE REAUD A PEDOPHILE AND CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER?

 

 

 

These questions – and questions about Reaud corruptly influencing a local judge – have lead to an investigation by the Texas State Commission on Judicial Conduct and the removal of the judge, Judge Justin Sanderson of the 60th District Court of Jefferson County, from the bench and any involvement in a lawsuit filed by area blogger Philip Klein against Texas oil billionaire William Kallop!

 

 


FUN FACT:  On June 3, 1997, Reaud was brought before a federal grand jury in Little Rock, Arkansas, regarding his involvement in illegal payments made to former Associate Attorney General Webster Hubbell after his resignation.  Special Prosecutors were trying to determine if $400,000 to $500,000 in payments to Hubbell were part of a Clinton White House effort to encourage him against cooperating with the Whitewater investigators.

But according to National Park Police Major Robert Hineson, on July 20, 1997, Hilary Clinton personally murdered Vince Foster “because he knew too much” and the corruption investigation ground to a halt.


 

Klein, who sits on social media nearly 24 / 7 like a teenage girl, likes to post comments about “local corruption” and label various individuals as being “pedophiles” and “rapists” and “convicted FELONS” and super important things like that.

 

 

 

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Klein tweets about Retzlaff & Dorrell, and 3 other random people we’ve never heard of before who might or might not say mean things about Klein

 

 

 

Actually, this is not what “barratry” really means, legally speaking. But Klein is a drug addled mentally retarded person.

 

 

Jan 8 2017 Klein blog post

 

 

 

Klein blog post Jan 8 2017

 

 

 

 

 

March 4, 2016

 

 


IN ANY EVENT….

 

Reaud’s home address – STAY AWAY IF YOU ARE A CHILD

 

So it looks like Klein has decided to set his sights on a man whom he claims is a pedophile involved in all sorts of political corruption in Jefferson County.  Which explains Klein’s recent tweet about his “visit” with the DOJ – HOU.

 

 

 

How soon till the door gets kicked in and someone’s face gets smashed into some smelly carpet?  #Oct6th

 

What role does this man have in the political corruption / child sex trafficking scandal?  Klein will reveal it shortly!!  (we hope)

 

 

According to sources close to the investigation (which consist mainly of the voices in our heads), Philip Klein is hot on the case and will soon reveal all of Wayne Reaud’s involvement in all sorts of terrible political corruption throughout SE Texas, about the pay-offs to newly appointed judge Justin Sanderson, and who has got what child in their bed!

 

 

Dec 11 2018

 

Does this mean that Sanderson is about to get indicted soon?  Or will it be Reaud?

 

 

 

Unfortunately for Klein and Judge Sanderson, they came across a man who simply cannot be intimidated and who has the time, money, and inclination to crush them like the corrupt, lying bugs that they are – American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Thomas Retzlaff!!

 

Hanszen Laporte employee Thomas Retzlaff

 

Sanderson was caught in the act by Retzlaff engaging in several acts of judicial corruption, to include allegations of bribery involving local attorney Wayne Reaud.  Reaud’s name was recently mentioned in court papers as being involved in child sex trafficking and pedophilia (at least according to Some Guy On The Internet).

Retzlaff’s allegations against Judge Sanderson include:

– Issuing an order instructing the district clerk to not file letters authored by Retzlaff;

– Failing to disclose that the process server who served Klein’s lawsuit is the son of Judge Sanderson’s campaign manager and is not a certified process server; and

– Lying about communicating with a federal judge who is handling the bankruptcy proceedings of a Kallop defendant.

 

Retzlaff states Judge Sanderson said that he was making his rulings and decisions based upon the nonexistent communications and instructions from the federal court. 

 

Check out these court transcripts right here!

 

Transcript of October 18, 2017, at page 4.

 

AND THIS…

 

Transcript of October 18th at page 5, Klein v. Kallop, et al.

 

But when the parties appeared before the federal judge handling the bankruptcy case, this is what U.S. District Court Judge Isgur had to say:

 

Transcript of Dec 22, 2017, at pg. 7, In re: Offshore Specialty Fabricators

 

As a result of these obvious lies being told by Sanderson, Retzlaff filed a complaint with the State of Texas.  According to news reports, the Commission on Judicial Conduct has taken Retzlaff’s complaint so seriously that it has been assigned to the Number Two person in charge, Deputy General Counsel Jacqueline Habersham, to investigate.

(As of December 13, 2018, the investigation is still “on going” and no further comment was available.)

 

 

 


FUN FACT: The mission of the State Commission on Judicial Conduct is to protect the public, promote public confidence in the integrity, independence, competence, and impartiality of the judiciary, and encourage judges to maintain high standards of conduct both on and off the bench.

The Commission accomplishes this mission through its investigation of allegations of judicial misconduct or incapacity. In cases where a judge is found to have engaged in misconduct or to be permanently incapacitated, the Texas Constitution authorizes the Commission to take appropriate disciplinary action, including issuing sanctions, censures, suspensions, or recommendations for removal from office.


 

As a result of the corruption investigation, Judge Sanderson was forced to step aside and was removed from the case.  CHECK IT OUT!!

 

 

 


FUN FACT:  Judge Justin Sanderson is the son of former 60th District Court Judge Gary Sanderson, a man notorious for corruption and incompetence as a judge.


 

Morgan even unlawfully seized Bill Kallop’s bank accounts by sneaking into court without giving Mr. Dorrell notice—a mainstay of the Morgan litigation playbook.

 

 

 

Those funds will now be released.

 

As our long time readers will recall, on August 22, 2018, a federal judge sanctioned Morgan $30,000.00 for telling grandiose lies in pleadings and motions.

 

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ECF 185 - Morrison v Walker - Order sanctioning John Morgan

 

 

Among other things, Morgan has bizarrely claimed that Mr. Dorrell is the captain of an Aryan Brotherhood “death threats conspiracy,” “threaten trial and appellate judges” in order to get favorable rulings, and “hates Philip Klein” because he shut down Mr. Dorrell’s “profitable child pornography websites.”

 

 

 


NEWS & INFORMATION

—  FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE  —

Houston, Texas, December 14, 2018:

The Hanszen-Laporte Law Firm of Houston, Texas, has named long-time Rain Maker (and American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files) Thomas Retzlaff as their Number One Top Employee Of The Year for Fiscal Year 2017-2018.  Retzlaff, a resident of San Antonio, Texas, (with a home in Scottsdale, Arizona), has been with the Hanszen-Laporte team for the past ten years and is an Avvo recognized Top Player in his field.  In fact Retzlaff is a Texas State Certified Vexatious Litigant – one of only a handful of individuals to have earned that distinction ever since the Texas Office of Court Administration created the certification program in 1997.

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Core Values

1. Doing whatever it takes to get a job well done.
2. Exceeding client expectations through diligence and by managing our promises.
3. Everyone works together for the good of the clients and the firm — there is no “I” in team.
4. Competence is King — to learn and to improve ourselves as individuals, professionals and lawyers.
5. Respect and professionalism in all relationships.


 

 

 

 

Retzlaff is admitted to the practice of law in the following jurisdictions:

  • All Courts of the State of Texas and the Texas Supreme Court
  • US. Federal Court for the Northern District of Texas
  • US. Federal Court for the Southern District of Texas
  • US. Federal Court for the Eastern District of Texas
  • US. Federal Court for the Western District of Texas
  • US. Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit (Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas)
  • US. Federal Court for the Northern District of California
  • US. Federal Court for the District of Arizona
  • US. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit (Alaska, Arizona, California, Hawaii, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington)
  • Twitter Court, San Jose, CA, Division
  • All Courts of the State of California and the California Supreme Court
  • All Courts of the State of Arizona

 

Affiliations

Member, San Antonio Bar Association, Vexatious Litigant Group

Member, Texas District & County Attorneys Association

Member, National Criminal Defense Lawyers Association

Electronic Frontier Foundation, Libel Bloggers’ Rights Group

Aryan Brotherhood of Texas (Vidor, TX Chapter)

 

But, really, it does not matter what state it is or where the courtroom is located – Retzlaff will beat the utter shit out of his opponents – 100% VERIFIED!

Vexatious

And if you do not believe us, just ask James McGibney (who we don’t like) and his lawyers Jay Leiderman, Evan Stone, Paul Gianni, and John Morgan.  And don’t forget Nazi / attorney Jason Lee Van Dyke, too!!

 

Van Dyke Facebook post – Dec 3 2018

 


 

 

 

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ECF 31 - P's mtn for court-ordered dismissal

 

 

The following is from a comment posted here by one of you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters, and it sums up the situation with Retzlaff pretty nicely:

 

Jason Lee Van Dyke is wanting to quit and dismiss his $100M lawsuit against Retzlaff claiming that it is unfair for him to have to litigate “against a lunatic.”

Seems like the pot is calling the kettle black. It is amazing how some people are so capable of projecting their own issues onto others.

What is funny is Retzlaff isn’t some unknown hermit, he’s very publicly a lunatic with “Don’t poke this bear” written all over him. And JLVD is complaining to the court that as the plaintiff litigation is expensive when you sue a crazy person.

No shit.

There is a delicious irony when a vexatious attorney brings a bullshit lawsuit to hassle a critic and accidentally sues somebody even more litigious than they are.

Now just imagine what is in store for Evan Stone and James McGibney….

 

 

Whose favorite Nazi is on the FRONT PAGE of the local Sunday newspaper??

Front page – Sunday newspaper – Denton Record Chronicle – Dec 16 2018

https://www.dentonrc.com/news/unt-investigating-ties-with-local-white-supremacist/article_afcc40bf-fec5-51d6-9e83-7cc4660bbfdf.html

 

 

 


 

In addition to countless wins in trial courts throughout the length and breadth of this great country, Tom Retzlaff (who we like) has successfully argued and won cases in the following appellate courts:

  1. Texas Supreme Court
  2. Texas Court of Criminal Appeals
  3. Austin Court of Appeals (3rd Court of Appeals)
  4. El Paso Court of Appeals (8th Court of Appeals)
  5. Fort Worth Court of Appeals (6th Court of Appeals)
  6. San Antonio Court of Appeals (4th Court of Appeals)

He additionally argued a precedent setting case before the California Sixth District Court of Appeal which resulted in a unanimous decision in a case that has nationwide applications involving internet law, personal jurisdiction, defamation, and the rights of libel bloggers everywhere to be able to make death threats from the comfort of their basements without fear of being sued in some small town way far away!

 

CHECK OUT THESE COURT DECISIONS RIGHT HERE BELOW!


http://law.justia.com/cases/california/court-of-appeal/2016/h041521.html

 

http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/california/candce/5:2014cv01059/275202/172/


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FUN FACT:  According to published state records, Retzlaff has personally taken to trial and litigated over 150 civil and criminal cases (absolutely serious on this, too).  He has argued before the appellate courts probably 20 times and has won two-thirds of his cases.  He rarely loses.  And when he does, he ALWAYS makes certain that his opponent wishes he’d never gotten into a fight to begin with!  Don’t believe this?  Just ask James (Jimmy the Piss Boy) McGibney – 100% VERIFIED just how well it worked out for him trying to take on Retzlaff.

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Blah, blah, blah.  McGibney cries while we all laugh.  The bottom line is that James McGibney (who we don’t like) is a revenge pornographer engaged in the dirty business of sexual blackmail who filed a series of SLAPP suits and who got his ass handed to him.

But Retzlaff does not deserve full credit here.  (in fact he hardly deserves any credit at all, if you ask us)  — The man who really did all of the heavy lifting here, who stuck his neck out and who has waged a tireless, very expensive (but very personally satisfying) battle is none other than American Hero & Honorary Admin of the BV Files Houston attorney Jeffrey (“Death Threat”) Dorrell – also of the Hanszen-LaPorte Law Firm!!

 

Dorrell’s most recent U.S. Supreme Court victory – March 2016

 

 


 

Hey BV Files – So what exactly does Retzlaff do for this very large, very prestigious Houston law firm? you ask??  Well just relax a moment and we will tell ya!

 

Jeff Dorrell puppets

 

According to noted legal scholar and all around law-type expert, Beaumont, Texas, attorney John S. Morgan, Retzlaff is the HNIC for the Office of Death Threats & Cyber-Stalking at Hanszen-LaPorte where he leads a very diverse group of other rich, middle aged white guys who all vote Republican.

 

Pleading by Morgan in his lawsuit against his ex-wife's attorney, Johnson-Todd

Pleading by Morgan in his lawsuit against his ex-wife’s attorney, Johnson-Todd

 

 

 

 

 

 

According to court records in several federal and state lawsuits:

E.M. v. Philip Klein, case # 2014-CI-17145, Bexar County, TX

E.M. v. Philip Klein, case # 2014-CI-17145, Bexar County, TX

 

AND…

 

 

Motion to Strike Retzlaff's pleadings in the EM v Klein case

Motion to Strike Retzlaff’s pleadings in the EM v Klein case

 

 

AND….

 

mar-2016-deposition-of-klein-in-federal-court

March 29, 2016, deposition of Philip Klein in US District Court, case # 1:14-CV-00509

 

AND…

 

2nd Amended Complaint, US District Court - Philip Klein v. Judge Layne Walker

2nd Amended Complaint, US District Court – Philip Klein v. Judge Layne Walker

 

AND…

Klein v Walker lawsuit

Klein v Walker lawsuit

 

BUT WAIT – THERE’S MORE!!!

 

Affidavit of Philip Klein - John Morgan v. Sheryl Johnson-Todd, Jefferson Cty (TX) court

Affidavit of Philip Klein – John Morgan v. Sheryl Johnson-Todd, Jefferson Cty (TX) court

 

 

 


  • While Phil Klein cries, we laugh and hope he dies
Posted on Klein's website

Posted on Klein’s website

 

 

 

 

And specifically in the Kallop case that was just decided:

 

From pg 14 of Morgan’s opening brief in Kallop v Klein

 

 

Page 41

 

 

Be sure to check out this steamy hot pile of shit, too:

 

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hartman-mtn-to-recuse

 


FUN FACT:  Members of the Dorrell – Retzlaff Death Threats Team include (but are not limited to) the following:

 

 

Houston attorneys Anthony LaPorte - Jeff Dorrell - Kent Hanszen

Houston attorneys Anthony LaPorte – Jeff Dorrell – Kent Hanszen

 

 

 

Mark Sparks

Houston attorney Mark Sparks

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252nd District Court Judge Layne Walker (ret.)

252nd District Court Judge Layne Walker (ret.)

 

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Beaumont attorney Joe Fisher, Jr

Beaumont attorney Joe Fisher, Jr

 

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US District Court Judge Zack Hawthorn

US District Court Judge Zack Hawthorn

 

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Jefferson County Sheriff Mitch Woods

Jefferson County Sheriff Mitch Woods

 

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Jefferson County District Attorney Bob Wortham

Jefferson County District Attorney Bob Wortham

 

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Special Prosecutor Shane Phelps

Special Prosecutor Shane Phelps

 

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Beaumont Court of Appeals Chief Justice Steve McKeithen

Beaumont Court of Appeals Chief Justice Steve McKeithen

 

Pat Knauth and Kathleen Kennedy, Jefferson County (TX) DA’s Office

 

 

 

 

Clearly John Morgan is a crazy drug addict.  Like Jay Leiderman before him (another documented drug addict), when presented with an option, Morgan will almost always come into court and lay out his conspiracy theories based not on anything resembling actual admissible evidence, but just based on stuff he says some guy said on the Internet. This is total BULLSHIT, to use a legal term.

— Tom Retzlaff (allegedly)

 

 

conspiracy is everywhere

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Unfortunately for Morgan and Klein, nobody gives a shit about what Retzlaff may or may not have done.  Seriously – 100% VERIFIED!  And so over $562,000 that Morgan and Klein were counting on disappeared in a puff of extremely vexatious litigation.  CHECK IT OUT!!

 

 

 

 

 

In 2017, another court assessed $65,000.00 in attorney’s fees and sanctions against Morgan for suing his ex-wife’s divorce attorney for “defamation.” 

 

 

 

Jeffrey Dorrell also defended that case through two successful interlocutory appeals leading to the $65,000.00 award.  In that case, Morgan demanded that the trial court jail Mr. Dorrell for 18 years for pleading the defense of “truth” on Mr. Dorrell’s client’s behalf.

Morgan’s appeal of the $65,000.00 award is still pending.  Morgan claims the judge who made the award was “obviously influenced” by shadowy minions acting on Jeff Dorrell’s instructions and, should have been recused.

 

And now look at what the State Bar of Texas is doing:

 

Notice of disciplinary charges filed against Morgan

 

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Wayne Reaud’s attempts at corruptly influencing the outcome of this case were soundly defeated by the much stronger opposition.  Bill Kallop will receive his day in court and I understand that Philip Klein’s forgery of Mr. Kallop’s signature on a bogus contract will be the main topic of contention.

— Retzlaff interview with the Houston Chronicle, December 13, 2018

 

 

Unfortunately, with the mysterious and untimely death of Bill Kallop, he will not be there to see justice served in court.  But his son will be, and so will many others!

 

 

Brent Kallop

 

 

 


 

 

AND NOW SOME UPDATES….

As many of you, our long time readers, listeners, and supporters will recall, our libel blog is hosted on an overseas server located in Dubai, UEA, right along side of various ISIS and pirate MP3 and movie websites.  From time to time, our “neighbors” in ISIS cause some minor problems for us (like the time they kidnapped Admin Mike during Ramadan last year and anally sodomized him!).  But while a captive of ISIS, poor Admin Mike also because a captive of the heart with one of the ISIS brides!  So while the other Admins of the BV Files were away from the keyboard, Admin Mike took it upon himself to help his girlfriend out.

Like a lot of young girls, she is into beauty products and shit like that.

 

ISIS bride launches bath bomb business on Etsy

AL-HOUL CAMP, Syria – ISIS bride Hoda Muthana is fighting to return from Syria the old fashioned American way — by running her own business until she can afford the airfare home.

“I’ve always had this innate, entrepreneurial drive,” said Muthana. “That’s why I created my own line of bath bombs and started a business on Etsy.”

Hoda’s bath bombs had an immediate sales spike after launch. Her top sellers: Inshavanilla, 72 Virgin Bubbles, and Rosy Ménage Fàtwa. Despite the mostly positive reviews, some buyers weren’t satisfied.

 

“These are without a doubt the worst batch of bombs I’ve ever purchased,” said ISIS fighter, Mo Deaver, who planted a dozen ‘Fresh Car Blast’ bath bombs in the battlefield. “Not a single one went off — not one.  Absolute rubbish.”

You missed a call

 

 

At the National Ground Intelligence Center in Virginia, Army Lt. Col. Brian Curry has been overseeing a team of foreign technology experts as they scramble to understand the new rainbow-colored threats that have been popping up.

“We haven’t yet determined the exact composition of the recovered samples, but we did have a recent breakthrough,” said Curry.  “A lieutenant accidentally spilled some water on one, which triggered a chemical reaction and an offensively fruity odor.  The LT has since been quarantined until the long term affects can be assessed.”

The decision to work and save money wasn’t entirely Hoda’s choice but complications surfaced after she discovered that America was less than supportive of her decision to join a foreign terrorist organization committed to destroying the United States.

“I don’t think the U.S. is going to hook me up with a free ticket.” Hoda shook her head. “But hey, on the bright side I’m becoming more independent.  When I fly back to Alabama, it’ll be on my own terms. Roll tide!”

 


One of our Admins has gone missing.  If you can figure out where he is, you can WIN A NEW CAR!!

 

Where is Andrew??

 

 


JAY LEIDERMAN IS AT IT AGAIN….

 

War Machine, also known as Jonathan Koppenhaver

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And how did that Motion for New Trial work out???

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jay Leiderman’s most infamous client is appealing his conviction – and guess who is leading the charge!

 

 

 

 

And just as he did, repeatedly, in the McGibney appeal of the San Jose restraining order case, ViaView, Inc. v. Retzlaff, Leiderman filed defective briefs with the Nevada court of appeals.  CHECK IT OUT!!

 

 

Leiderman finally got his shit together and filed a brief.  But it is pathetic and a guaranteed loser.

 

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War Machine opening brief

 

 

Feel free to help out if you want…  We are sure the money is going to a really good cause – NOT!

 

 


KLEIN IS ABOUT TO GET GRILLED LIKE A CHEESEBURGER….

 

 

As our long time readers, listeners, and supporters will recall, Stephen Hartman has agreed to “flip” on his old boss, Philip Klein, and is spilling the beans on ALL of Klein’s dirty, dark secrets as we speak.

 

 

 

 


April 12, 2019:

Klein has been ordered to appear in court on Wednesday where we expect him to be questioned at length regarding the death of Bill Kallop and what, exactly, Klein was doing in the Dominican Republic.

 

 

THIS GUY SAYS:

 

GO FUCK YOURSELF, PHIL KLEIN – SERIOUSLY!

 

 

 


April 3, 2019:

 

Nazi punk / Texas attorney Jason Lee Van Dyke is seeking to have his probation conditions modified.  Unfortunately for him, there is one BIG obstacle standing in his way – we will leave it up to you, our teeming MILLIONS of readers, listeners, and supporters to figure out whom that is.

 

JLVD on riverine patrol boat duty for the Proud Boys

 

 

Van Dyke claims that he has paid all of the fines and probation fees that he owed.  But this is a total lie.  Someone else actually helped pay Van Dyke’s fees for him!  CHECK IT OUT!!

 

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This is the proposed order that he thinks the judge will sign.  (fat chance, fat ass!)

 

 

 

And here is the State’s response:

 

 

 

 

 

Shortly we will be posting all the information on who it is that Van Dyke is working for.

 

 

Oh, and this is pretty funny:

 

 

When asked for comment, Van Dyke had this to say:

Its actually not hilarious. Those people need to be locked up. People are allowed to make citizens arrests in most states so, if police and prosecutors won’t do their job, states need to develop procedures for private citizens to petition grand juries for indictments against people like him.

 

We guess that Van Dyke is not only suffering from bipolar and mental retardation, but also from Hysterical amnesia as he totally seems to have forgotten what it was that he did that got this whole thing rolling.  CHECK IT OUT!!

Very recent tweet from attorney Jason Van Dyke

And do not forget about this, either:

Yes, let us not forget that Jason Lee Van Dyke truly is an innocent victim in all of this – 100% VERIFIED!!

 

 

 

 


April 17, 2019:

 

Jason Van Dyke finally finds James McGibneys’ “massive stack of proof” that was missing from the San Jose TRO case – CHECK IT OUT!!

 

Massive stack of proof – all 100% VERIFIED “evidence”

 

Yes, this is very, very funny.  Looks like Van Dyke has met his match, and then some!  And check out the nice quotes from Evan Stone in the article, too!

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/former-proud-boy-lawyer-jason-van-dyke-says-an-internet-stalker-is-destroying-his-career-11641420

 

And this is an interesting development, too:

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

So.  How was your week?